Can’t tell if my advisor wrote “nope” or “rape” in the margins of this draft.
WHY I DON’T WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND
I’d rather not touch your fecal matter if I can avoid it.
Remember the days when you could buy an apartment in Manhattan on an academic’s salary? My 70-year old advisor does.
Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. $600.00
“special deal only for someone with a cat”
“we want to make sure the cat is a good fit as well”
THE BEST TUMBLR
Well that was helpful.
