December 2011
10 posts
just wish I could be with Norah Vincent
even though she’s an anti-choice neo-con! 
Dec 25th
"The Break" by Anne Sexton
It was also my violent heart that broke, falling down the front hall stairs. It was also a message I never spoke, calling, riser after riser, who cares about you, who cares, splintering up the hip that was merely made of crystal, the post of it and also the cup. I exploded in the hallway like a pistol. So I fell apart. So I came all undone. Yes. I was like a box of dog bones. But now they've...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 17th
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ugh, I hate trying to meet lesbians
Her: So what do you do?  Me: I’m in grad school, you? Her: I take photographs of dogs whose owners have AIDS.
Dec 16th
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Our culture has very little to offer people who are heartbroken. It does not respond to this sort of tragedy well. All anybody can give you are rehearsed platitudes: It’s for the best. Time will heal. You have to pick yourself up and move on. There is someone better out there. Take this time to focus on you. Enjoy being single. Don’t dwell. Distract yourself. Stay social.  This sort...
Dec 14th
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Definition By Mayo Clinic staff Broken heart syndrome is a temporary heart condition brought on by stressful situations, such as the death of a loved one. People with broken heart syndrome may have sudden chest pain or think they’re having a heart attack. These broken heart syndrome symptoms may be brought on by the heart’s reaction to a surge of stress hormones. In broken heart...
Dec 14th
my eyes are falling out
from all this reading and writing and ALL I want is sex & pastries, forever, that’s it.
Dec 7th
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Best names of bars in the greater Boston area
Murphy’s Law Bukowski’s The Thirsty Scholar Daisy Buchanan’s  Brahmin Shenanigans 
Dec 6th
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Joan Rivers on Comedy
“Comedy is a steaming shithole of cruelty and degeneracy owned and operated by deranged, unattractive thieves”  If I were bold, I’d make the same claims about academia, the literary and art scenes, the sex industry, and basically every other enterprise I’ve seen up close. 
Dec 3rd
my perfect life partner
would be one of those lesbians who trains exotic birds to do tricks for shows at zoos and kids parties and wears unisex safari outfits and goes by “Wildlife Winnie”  I just know we’d be sexually & emotionally compatible. 
Dec 1st
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