Sing Out, Louise

reginadentata:

Further musings on how all the stand up comics I’ve ever known are terrible. 

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"Dorky weirdo underdog nerd act" = every male open mic-er I’ve seen in every major American city where I’ve watched comedy

"Is this movie in 3D?"

"No, but your face is."

obvious dissertation dream is obvious

I’m at the bottom of a freezing, snowy mountain and my advisor tells me I have exactly 2 years to climb to the top and once I start I can’t turn around and go back and nobody will rescue me if I freeze.

My psychoanalyst pointed out that my previous two exes were “Big Egos-on-the-Go” and I’m basically the opposite so it’s no wonder it didn’t work out and in fact failed spectacularly in both cases.