"I’m into pickpocketing, moping in corners, suppressing the muscle spasms I occasionally get from my Zyprexa, having intrusive thoughts about what stranger’s genitals look like, especially homeless strangers, salting my frozen dinners, googling skin rashes, and light fisting (beginner)."
"I love the outdoors": I’m generic and boring
"I love [sports team]": I’m generic and boring
"I love animals": I could basically be anyone in the universe who isn’t a sociopath
'I like to laugh and have fun”: Well la-di-da, look at you! This is your one-in-six-billion right here, don't let her out of your sight, ladies.
And if it wipes out alt-comedy, I will be celebrating with Fred Phelps.
why do all the dykes on OKC look like Jared Loughner wearing hipster glasses and occasionally MAC Lady Danger lipstick?