Sing Out, Louise

this woman deserves to be human-centipeded

Me: Hello, I was wondering if you cover the HPV vaccine

Insurance Rep Lady: How old are you?

Me: 26

IRL: HAHAHAHHAA no.

Me: What’s funny…?

IRL: Um, 26 is the cut-off age.

Me: Ok, so….?

IRL: So by the time a woman is 26 she’s married, she’s not, um, exposing herself to the HPV virus. We definitely wouldn’t cover the vaccination for your age. At that point it’s a lifestyle choice. 

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    I’m pretty sure “Cancer is a Lifestyle Choice” is an Anal Cunt song.
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    CAN I FIND THIS WOMAN? I JUST WANT TO PULL HER TONGUE OUT.
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