The lesbian event I went to tonight was so miserable that I found myself wishing I had stayed home and watched the “Patriots game” instead, and I don’t even know what sport that is.
When the bartender asked what I was having, I couldn’t decide between using the old Dorothy Parker barb, “not much fun,” or just being honest and asking for a glass of arsenic.
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